“My crown is called content,
a crown that seldom kings enjoy”
"Aaahhh yes. Friend, I find the content on your site fresh, informative, relevant, helpful and entertaining. Because of this I will likely come back for more sage advice. More importantly, since the modern search engine uses social indicators, such as Facebook Likes and Twitter Retweets, as a measure of quality, my friends might find you more easily too. Oh heck maybe I can just sign up for your newsletter or take a look at your services."
(that's what you want him to say, right? Yeah, we thought so.)
Call us. Let's talk about getting this guy to your doorstep!